No Solicitors, Please
If your child doesn’t know my last name, please don’t send him to my house with an order form.
It was 6:15pm and our family was just settling in for dinner. This was exciting news this particular evening because I found time earlier this week to search for a recipe, go to Whole Foods, Safeway and Upper Crust Bakery for the precise ingredients, and prepare a not-previously-frozen special birthday dinner for my eldest son. Not a small feat when you consider all the other things going on this week – the volunteer hours I agreed to provide for the school Book Fair long before my calendar became jammed, the car repair I had to tend to thanks to an errant, day-dreaming deer, the out-of-town guests that announced their visit with one days’ notice, and the leaking shower in the master bathroom.
Perhaps because they knew that chocolate cake was in their future, all the members of my family came to the table the first time they were called. The food was still warm, the drinks had been poured, the wrong forks had been exchanged for better ones and no one, had announced their distain for any of the food items displayed on the table. Just as I settled into my seat and began to relish the moment, the doorbell rang.
Just like that the sound of two chimes interrupted my transition to the respite of family dinner. While it’s difficult to make out the facial features through the waterfall patterned glass of the front door, I could tell by the small stature and pink coat that the eight-year-old who lives down the street was calling during our sacred dinner hour. Despite the fact that our front door solicitors can clearly see figures seated at the kitchen table, we generally ignore dinner interruptions. But because it was cold outside, and our caller was, after all, only eight, my husband opened the door, greeted her warmly and invited her in. She held in her hand an order form for the reusable shopping bags she was selling.
Look, I understand that marching bands, girl scouts, booster clubs and schools need to raise money. I get that. What irks me are the dinner-hour solicitations made by children (and adults, for that matter) with whom I have little or no relationship. I will gladly support the fundraisers of the kids that have been to my house or invited my children to theirs for a playdate. The kids who have helped shovel snow, watched our hamster while we out of town or played with my kids at the neighborhood pool can certainly include a bake sale or two among the myriad of social interactions we’ve shared. But for the rest of you who don’t know my last name – and you know who you are – I have a proposal. How about we just stop the fundraising madness. I will agree to buy an extra $50 worth of my children's cookie, wrapping paper and holiday candle offereings if you, the parent of the unfamiliar, 6:00pm, child solicitor, do the same. Maybe that way we can all enjoy our family dinners without commercial interruption.
Edward Kimmel
8:49 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I doubt that my "silver tounge" essay move many, but I hope you reconsider.
I don't think we have enoungh people knocking on each others' doors. Robert Putnam wrote a book lamenting the effects of air conditioning, television and automobiles on reducing the number of social interactions we have with our neighbors. He called it "Bowling Alone," referencing the decline in joining bowling leagues as recreation as evidenced by the number of people at bowling alleys who bowl in couples, rather than groups, and sometimes, "bowling alone." His lament was written in 2001, before cell phones all but made doorbells obsolete. No longer will the boorish Lochinvar honk from the curb; no longer will the chivalrous young man come knock on the door. These days, with the eager compliance of his date, he'll call her cell from his cell and she'll escape without a need for the parents to even know he has arrived.
Sympathetic as I may be to warm dinners uninterrupted, I want to meet the children who live on my block, or the next, or even those blocks away. And, having done quite a bit of canvassing in my day, I REALLY want to know which candidates and causes are staffed with volunteers knocking on my door.
And I just like to meet people. So, it seems small worth it to rise after grace is said and greet the person at the door. I'm not so shy that I am unable to tell her that we just sat down to dinner, please come back in 20 minutes. Please?
ScoobyShooter
12:02 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I have to disagree Ed. While I lament the decline of our sense of neighborhood, having your child push a hard sell on overpriced wrapping paper is a poor excuse for getting to know your neighbors. How about attending a block party, or pausing to chat during and evening constitutional or just plain getting out and about in the neighborhood. I think anyone who makes this type of effort will find no lack of intrest in socializing. However, if you can not be bothered with this, please don't expect me to be pleased to have my evening interrupted when it suits your needs. As the article says (and I'm paraphrasing here) if you don't know my last name, keep on moving.
Charles L.Garris
12:24 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Right On! ScoobyShooter. As a 79 yr old widower, cancer survivor and handicapped, the last thing I need at dinner time or every Sat. morn, is for someone ringing my bell to sell tickets, wrapping paper or bibles. I've been here since '02 and I know all of my loving neighbors. I'm on email with a few. I socialize at church, the local pub and/or restuarant. And, I'm not shy, as you call it. As for 'candidates and causes', I check the news and newspapers, or attend local meetings. AND, please never ring that bell after
the sun goes down or after 9:00pm. Thanks again ScoobyShooter